BBM Conversation with Police Officer
Police Officer (PO) and I haven’t been hanging out much lately, just talking through blackberry messenger. It’s likely we’ve entered the friend zone, which is cool, because he’s a nice guy overall. And I do enjoy our random conversations.
PO and I have an inside joke (well, not so inside anymore, but I digress) about the speed of the development of our relationship. He mentioned to me once that his ex moved way too fast and wanted to move in, get married, etc. after only a few months. He always jokes that I’m moving too slow in comparison, and that we should be engaged by now. What follows is a real BBM conversation.
PO: I got one week until I go to the beach! I packed some of my stuff today 🙂
Me: Oh fun! Damn, I was supposed to go with you! Haha kidding
PO: We can get married while we are down there
Me: Haha, and get pregnant too?
PO: Why not? 🙂
Me: Sounds good. Thanks for the heads up. I’ll stop taking my birth control now.
Later on that night …
PO: I am going to head to bed. I doubt I will be able to sleep I am so excited about our wedding at the beach! I can’t wait to tell everyone at work that I am engaged to be married next Saturday!
Me: Goodnight. Wait, where the hell is my ring?
Hopefully, we’re both kidding. But I do think it would be pretty funny to show up at his house, wedding dress in tow. Just to mess with him. Luckily, I just happen to have one available. I’m prepared, if nothing else.