Never Checking My Mail Again
Just when I think I’m having a good day, and no I totally didn’t notice that I am just 10 short days away from what would have been my wedding day, I check my mail.
It’s official: Brides Magazine has learned of my new address. Who the hell told them? Damn post office. I knew there was a reason that mailmen were on my not so hot list. Oh, and it gets better: the subscription was a Christmas gift from my ex fiancée.
Someone shoot me now.